JFK now has his own Twitter account about 50 years too late. According to ABC News, The JFK Presidential Library is creating the virtual ex-president to commemorate his inauguration... 140 characters at a time. He's even started re-tweeting old news articles and quotes from the likes of Richard Nixon and Walter Cronkite.
It's my hope that this begins a new trend of posthumous Twitter conversations. A few historic tweets to envision:

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

@MoonManNo1 That’s what she said.

@Buzzy2 Doesn’t make sense, dbag. Don’t be jeal

@MoonManNo1 imaboutto LEAVE you on this moon, b.

Kite thing went cr8zy 2day. Gotta get my drank on to shake the shakes (@ Paddy’s Brothel w/ 6 others)

@Watson Come here I wanna see you!

@AGBell 's aight. im cool

@Watson But I just invented the telephone!

@AGBell #obsolete

So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them.

@SonOMan I said I was sorry

@MMagdeline ‘sup slut

@SonOMan Are you tweeting again? You know how I feel about you tweeting. You are grounded!

#FML

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