Snap Into a Slim Jim

Coincidence... OR CONSPIRACY?!

Two people are dead and nearly 40 were injured yesterday after an explosion rocked ConAgra's Slim Jim factory in Garner, North Carolina.

Although a tragedy, the blatant irony is unavoidable:

Also in yesterday's news, WWE released a brand new 3-disk DVD set, Macho Madness: The Randy Savage Ultimate Collection DVD.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage was suspiciously unavailable for comment after the Garner incident.